ALTERNATIVE FACTS

“Yeah, that’s her.
With the gold.
I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her.
You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait

…and when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anyting.
Grab’em by the pussy.
Anything…”

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